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holy bacon bits ‘nearly my birthday’ giveawayy 😃
It’s my birthday october 1st and it’s coming up to my favorite time of year, Halloween so i’m all happy and want to give somebody some great stuff.
It’s for my followers sooo mbf me
like and reblog the post, but don’t annoy your followers and no giveaway blogs. 
messaging me will get you noticed.
must be okay with giving me your address .
I’ll be picking the winner on September 27th at 1pm.
I will ship anywhere.
What you’ll get; 
£25 in cash. 
a retractable hair comb (it’s pretty fab)
a spongebob onesie (medium)
elvis t-shirt 
elvis pocket watch (limited edition)
a cute little teddy that has a with love tshirt
a union jack flag 
a lovely crystal ring from warren james
a handwritten letter from me 
If you win, when you receive the gifts, if you could send me a picture of you with them it would be wonderful.  
good luck lovelies 👌 xx

My cat’s 19th birthday today! Kindergarten to Sophomore year of College


Japanese child actress Mana Ashida (little Mako) was embarrassed that she couldn’t pronounce Guillermo Del Toro’s name so he gave her special permission to call him “Totoro-san” instead.
My Neighbor Guillermo Del Toro.

If I don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead.



Girls Have 3 Types of Panties

  • period panties
  • chillen panties
  • and im about to get me some dick panties

I can agree to this


*Jamie Lee Curtis voice* could you like, chill, for a sec?


50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”